I think I must be cursed.
It’s the only explanation as to why I have such a torrid and unfortunate history with headphones, because I’m pretty sure that literally every single set of headphones I have ever owned got broken sooner or later…but mostly sooner.
However, I think I know who cursed me!
It must’ve been Mrs. Hall - my primary school teacher from Year 2 - who turned me from left-handed to right-handed through institutionalised abuse!
She was an absolute witch already, but now I have further proof.
(Stars, hide your fires! These here are my desires - to continually slap her right hand with a ruler and/or my own vengeance-seeking hand as she writes down random things I think of, until she’s left-handed, and then shout avada kedavra! at her and finish the duel that she began! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Although, that being said, I don’t want to be sent to prison - or even worse, Azkaban - for smoting a she-devil, so I’ll leave it for now, and continue along my headphone-breaking path…))
About me
Hi and hello.The name's Jack.
No, I am NOT a Ripper, nor am I climbing any sort of beanstalk, nor any sort of hill with a girl named Jill; I am definitely not a 10 year old in Robin Williams' body, I never invented Twitter, and - most importantly - my surname isn't "Black" or "White" (if you see what I mean).
I'm currently 18 years old, but don't hold that against me.
You may either find me somewhat amusing, or extremely annoying.
I'm obsessed with the number 23 (for reasons you'll discover sooner or later).
I have a tendency to write things in a somewhat long-winded fashion.
And there's some other non-interesting things about me that aren't worth writing about in a blog biography, but that you will eventually discover those "other things" for yourself.
You have been warned.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(P.S. I do that evil genius laugh a lot. And I use this emoticon (=P) a lot. And I repeat myself...a lot. And I often write (bracketed sentences) within other (bracketed sentences). Just thought I should throw that in there, too...)
